The Zodiac
The Zodiac
The Zodiac is a band of twelve constellations that circle the Earth.
There is a line that circles the sky known as the Ecliptic.
The Sun appears to move along the ecliptic as the earth orbits the Sun each year.
The Zodiac are the twelve constellations that lie along the Ecliptic.
Because all the planets orbit the sun in the same plane as the Earth,
the planets always stay within the Zodiac constellations.
The Earth spins on its axis. As it spins, different locations
on the earth see different stars at different times in the sky.
When our trained zodiac tranmission control operators are
located under your chosen constellation, they transmit your
message upward towards the sky.
At the speed of light, the photons containing your message zoom outward towards the stars of our galaxy. The constellations of the zodiac are made up of stars within our Milkyway galaxy.
The light beam spreads out and becomes less powerful according to the inverse square law of light. Long before the beam is anywhere near any other star, it becomes much too feeble to be seen or detected by human eyes even with the worlds largest telescopes.
But, through the wonders of modern astrological science, your message is received by your constellation and your future fate is changed to match your request.
And then, due to the amazing capacity of people to believe almost any crazy thing.
They might just think you can really change your horoscope.
and, with the way some people just throw their money away,
I hope to be rollin' in dough.
And heading towards easy street.
See ya later sucker! cha-ching!
